retrded:

OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard





g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.



tltty:

sometimes i just open up a text post and realize i don’t even have anything interesting to tell the world so i sit there and let the teardrops fall on my guitar





pizzaforpresident:

I really shouldn’t laugh

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just like

(Source: youknowittoo)



When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

(Source: obesealpaca)